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It’s literally
the schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet.

It’s a side-scrolling 2D, platform, beat-em’-up in the style of Double Dragon and Golden Axe, and with a smidgen of Street Fighter and a sprinkle or two of creatine, and some grey-legal-area performance enhancing chemicals imported from Eastern Europe.
It can bench-press 150kg. In each hand. As a warm up.
Only people who are proper d@*ses, with slow cars and unattractive girlfriends do not like it.


Noun | `{`boet`}` Origin: Old Forwegian 1. Brother, friend, male contemporary,
2. Form of exclamation or emphasis:
“Jirre, boet!” “Ja, boet!”
3. The schweetest kaand of flippin’ oke you
can ever get, charna!


Noun | `{`fahy-ter`}` 1. Person who fights.
2. Person of courage and/or resolve.
3. Someone who resolves conflicts using the
shortest route from A to Bliksem

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